One Percent Club Pillows

"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

The Croucho Club

Pole Vaulting Club

Full glass

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

Cricket wife's revenge 9

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Bumbles bounce

'I don't like to carry ID.'

Fight Club.

'Be wormier!'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'