Glass Half Full Club Gifts

"She always saw the glass as half empty, while I thought of it as half full. Now I see it as completely empty."

Full glass

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"My glass is half empty"

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Every Day is a Gift

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

2017 glass half full

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Faith Intact

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"Keep your chin up."

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

The pessimist and the paranoid

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

"Is the glass half empty or half full?"

How Gerald keeps going

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'