Glass Half Full Club Mugs

"She always saw the glass as half empty, while I thought of it as half full. Now I see it as completely empty."

Full glass

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

A giant glass of red wine

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Every Day is a Gift

Faith Intact

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

2017 glass half full

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"Keep your chin up."

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

The pessimist and the paranoid

"The best thing about being unemployed is that everything's above your pay grade!"

"Is the glass half empty or half full?"

How Gerald keeps going

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"