Glass Half Empty Club Mugs

The pessimist and the paranoid

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Bitter End

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

Full glass

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

2017 glass half full

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Faith Intact

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

How Gerald keeps going

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'