Half-empty Glass Ponderer Mugs

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Faith Intact

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

2017 glass half full

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

The pessimist and the paranoid

Hope for the New Year

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

"Is the glass half empty or half full?"