Half-empty Glass Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the half-empty glass ponderer? Discover a curated collection of products that reflect their introspective and contemplative nature. Perfect for anyone who loves a little humor mixed with thoughtful reflection. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, these items invite a moment of pause and perspective, making them ideal gifts for those who enjoy pondering life's deeper questions.

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"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-" mockup

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

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The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic." mockup

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

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Man with wine glass face looks unhappy. mockup

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

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The Three Kinds of People

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"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking." mockup

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

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A giant glass of red wine

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'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.' mockup

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

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Bitter End

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"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?" mockup

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!' mockup

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

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'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.' mockup

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

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1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply. mockup

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

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Faith Intact

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Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

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'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.' mockup

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

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"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol." mockup

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

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"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses." mockup

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

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2017 glass half full

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'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!' mockup

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

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Optimistic Paranoia.

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"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!" mockup

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

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"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' " mockup

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

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'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?' mockup

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

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"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere." mockup

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

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'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it' mockup

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

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Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses. mockup

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

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Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist mockup

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

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Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

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