Glass Half Full Thinker Gifts

Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."

The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.

'Yes, that's definitely half full.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

2017 glass half full

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Faith Intact

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Half full. Half empty. Undecided.

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year