Glass Half Full Expert Gifts

"It's a pleasure to meet an optimist. You're the first one I've run into this year."

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"My glass is half empty"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Every Day is a Gift

Faith Intact

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

2017 glass half full

'Your glass is half full!'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"Keep your chin up."

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'