Glass Half Full People Gifts

Faith Intact

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"My glass is half empty"

Full glass

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Every Day is a Gift

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

2017 glass half full

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

"Keep your chin up."

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

How Gerald keeps going

"The best thing about being unemployed is that everything's above your pay grade!"