Glass-half-full Gang Gifts

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

Full glass

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Every Day is a Gift

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'

2017 glass half full

Faith Intact

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

"Keep your chin up."

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

How Gerald keeps going