'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
Glass Half-full Philosopher Mugs
Start their day with a dose of positivity! Our glass-half-full philosopher mugs blend humor and inspiration, making every sip a reminder to see the bright side.
"I'm an optimist and that depresses me."
'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
"Well, I don't care how you see it. At $40 a glass, it's half empty."
Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
The Three Kinds of People
"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."
A giant glass of red wine
Bitter End
"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'
"My glass is half empty"
1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'
"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."
2017 glass half full
Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist
Optimistic Paranoia.
"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"
'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'
"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"
'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'
'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'
Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.
An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -
Hope for the New Year
How Gerald keeps going
'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'
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