Omega Oil Enthusiast Gifts

Make Your Own Fish Oil Capsules.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Turmoil change.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Too much Omega 3.'

Car Breast-Feeding

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Energy trap.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

Libyan Oil