Omega Oil Enthusiast T-Shirts

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Turmoil change.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Car Breast-Feeding

'Too much Omega 3.'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Energy trap.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Fuels paradise.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Improvised Economic Device