Oldies But Goodies Devotee Gifts

Buddy Holly

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Oldies Band.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Floor it, Mom!'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Church in the year 2035.

'I love me. . . I love me not!'

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

'I recently saw the Maltese Falcon for the first time in years, and I didn't like it nearly as much as I expected to. Because of that, I find I'll now have to rethink my whole life.'

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."