Oldies But Goodies Devotee Pillows

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Floor it, Mom!'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Oldies Band.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Church in the year 2035.

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

'I love me. . . I love me not!'

'I recently saw the Maltese Falcon for the first time in years, and I didn't like it nearly as much as I expected to. Because of that, I find I'll now have to rethink my whole life.'

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."