Old West Meets New Tech Lover Gifts

Dawing your Cellphone

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

He still refuses to upgrade.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Gramaphone Man.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

The modern sheriff.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Trepanning for gold"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Reality Wagon Train

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Dang prairie dogs!