Old-school Meets New Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

"I requested an autograph via email and he sent me his digital signature as an attachment."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Communication

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

He still refuses to upgrade.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."