Old-school Tech Lovers Gifts

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

The original paperless office

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Technological advances within the office.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Old-fashioned computer

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Gramaphone Man.

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'