Western Enthusiasts With A Tech Twist Gifts

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The Evolution Of Man.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Technological Dependence.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."