Western Enthusiasts With A Tech Twist Gifts

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.