Old West Meets New Tech Lover Prints

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

He still refuses to upgrade.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Gramaphone Man.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Trepanning for gold"

"..Not cloudy all day."

The modern sheriff.

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Reality Wagon Train

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

The Mild, Mild West.

Dang prairie dogs!

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'