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'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'