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Lance, don't you think it's time we got a cordless phone? Are you kidding? This one's already too newfangled for me. I'm thinking of going back to a rotary dial.

Early Portable Music System

'but when you used to listen to this wireless thingy what did you used to LOOK at

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Fossil record player.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

The Final Chapter.

'Music & Gym'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Young Geeks.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

'Sounds good! -- Have your beeper beep my beeper!'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Telephone Box

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."