Old Gadgets T-Shirts

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Geeks and their dogs.

Old-fashioned computer

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Old and new technologies

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

"Now it's high definition!"

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

Antiques.

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'