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"Mom? Why is the television so fat?..."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Old and new technologies

Geeks and their dogs.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Old-fashioned computer

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Now it's high definition!"

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'