Classic Tech T-Shirts

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old Phones Lasagne

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Music & Gym'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Old-fashioned computer

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

The Final Chapter.

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Young Geeks.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Telephone Box

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'