Classic Tech Prints

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Fossil record player.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Old Phones Lasagne

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

Old-fashioned computer

'Music & Gym'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Young Geeks.

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

Telephone Box

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."