Old Tech Prints

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

"This is our wake up call."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Fossil record player.

Boombox

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

The Final Chapter.

'Music & Gym'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Young Geeks.

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Will you get of that computer and do some homework!"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'What kind of excuse is that? -- we all grew up without internet access!'