Old Tech Gifts

"This is our wake up call."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Fossil record player.

Boombox

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Music & Gym'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

He still refuses to upgrade.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Young Geeks.

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Will you get of that computer and do some homework!"

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'What kind of excuse is that? -- we all grew up without internet access!'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'