Vintage Tech T-Shirts

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Modern day smoke signals.

"Excuse me doctor, but that's my C.D. player."

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'Click! I'm out right now.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

Boombox

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Try his land line.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"