Vintage Tech Mugs

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Modern day smoke signals.

"Excuse me doctor, but that's my C.D. player."

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

"Okay, when was your last upgrade?"

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'Click! I'm out right now.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Boombox

Old Phones Lasagne

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Try his land line.'

The Final Chapter.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'