Classic Tech Aficionados T-Shirts

'It's cheaper than a cell phone and there are no roaming fees.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Very old fashioned computer.

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Email in a bottle.

The Pay Phone

'I can't hear a thing!'

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

Too hot to Walkman

"I wasn't cable-ready."

Robot and Radio

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

The iSaw

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"Me? I'm the flight recorder."

Plug in Point.

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'How long have you had this fear of computers?'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'I was born way too late.'

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"