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The Final Chapter.

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Boombox

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Music & Gym'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

He still refuses to upgrade.

Gramaphone Man.

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"V.C.R's programmed"

"Will you get of that computer and do some homework!"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

Antiques.

Hippex

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

BYOD issues were an even bigger problem in the 1950s.

Early mobile phones

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'It does everything a smart phone does.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'It's the back up system for when the office intranet crashes!!'

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."