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"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'New Game'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Early on-line shopping

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Keep on Truckin.

"We've been cancelled."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Canine Technology

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'