Old School Tech Aficionado Pillows

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

'New Game'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Early on-line shopping

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Canine Technology

Keep on Truckin.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."