"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."
Old-school Presenter Gifts
Looking for a gift for an old-school presenter? Our collection captures the timeless art of engaging storytelling and stage presence. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the perfect nod to vintage presentation skills that will delight any retro enthusiast. Elevate their workspace or wardrobe with thoughtful, humorous pieces that honor their nostalgic flair.
'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'
"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."
"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"
"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."
Vanna White: The Later Years.
'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'
'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'
'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'
History of Cartooning.
"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.
'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'
'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'
Television guests' essentials in November.
'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'
"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"
The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,
'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'
The Final Chapter.
Stephen Fry
'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'
CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Peace on Earth
Stephen Fry.
The great Tea Bag Scam!
"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"
'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'
"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"
"I'd like to make a return."
Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.
Old-school Presenter Gifts Collection
Old-school Presenter Mugs
Browse our mugs collection to find designs that honor the old-school presenter’s timeless style and wit.
Old-school Presenter Pillows
Our pillows showcase nostalgic and stylish designs, ideal for adding a retro touch to any space.
Old-school Presenter Prints
Discover prints that capture the essence of traditional presentation skills, perfect for decorating or gifting.
Old-school Presenter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring vintage-inspired slogans and graphics, perfect for lovers of classic presentation flair.