Old-school Presenter Mugs

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

The Final Chapter.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Stephen Fry.

The great Tea Bag Scam!

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"I'd like to make a return."