Old-school Fun Enthusiast Gifts

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Abacus.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

'Business or pleasure?'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Peace on Earth

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

The End of Summer.

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.

Spice up your life

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.