Old-school Drinker Pillows

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

Robert Mitchum

"I'd like to make a return."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

The Club

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"When was this license issued?"

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

You've got mail...

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls