Old-school Drinker Pillows

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"I'd like to make a return."

The Club

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

You've got mail...

A Sweeping Reform.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"