Old-school Adherent Pillows

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'd like to make a return."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Rolling Stones

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Workers constructing barcodes

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

Private Phone Calls

A Sweeping Reform.