Old School Coach Gifts

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

I like the Jets...I guess

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Abacus.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'...Meanwhile, in the Catholic division, Divine Mercy throttled Eternal Peace, while Good Shepherd was mercilessly pummeled by St. Francis.'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

'I will need to watch the replay.'