Old School Coach Pillows

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Abacus.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"When was this license issued?"

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Olympic Bubble

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

'...Meanwhile, in the Catholic division, Divine Mercy throttled Eternal Peace, while Good Shepherd was mercilessly pummeled by St. Francis.'

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'Gatorade! Gatorade!'