'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'
Old-school Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift that pays homage to classic craftsmanship? Our collection for old-school artists features witty and charming items that honor the beauty of traditional artistry. Perfect for creatives who appreciate vintage techniques and the nostalgic feel of handmade work, these products make thoughtful, inspiring presents that celebrate the past while fueling future projects.
"What old school? This is my life."
Old rocker.
"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."
'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'
'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'
History of Cartooning.
"Everybody meets online these days."
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'
'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'
The Final Chapter.
"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"
Peace on Earth
'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'
"I'd like to make a return."
'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'
"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"
'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'
Rolling Stones
"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."
"I've gone for a retro phone."
"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."
'Beat it! I've got a computer!'
"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"
"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."
"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"
"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."
Life Before Instagram
Workers constructing barcodes
An old man with bow legs
You've got mail...
'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'
Van Gogh on Instagram.
"I would rather you not email me your answer!"
Old-school Artist Gifts Collection
Old-school Artist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate old-school artistry—perfect for anyone who appreciates vintage craftsmanship with a humorous twist.
Old-school Artist Pillows
Bring vintage charm into their space with pillows celebrating traditional artistry—soft, stylish, and full of nostalgic appeal.
Old-school Artist Prints
Browse our prints inspired by old-school craftsmanship—ideal for adding a classic touch to any creative or living space.
Old-school Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for old-school artists—combining retro style with clever humor for the creative at heart.