Old-school Artist Pillows

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

"What old school? This is my life."

Old rocker.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

History of Cartooning.

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Rolling Stones

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Life Before Instagram

Workers constructing barcodes

An old man with bow legs

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

Van Gogh on Instagram.

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"