Old Movies Gifts

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

Noir kitty.

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

The Oil of Frackenstein

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Steve McQueen

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"How was prom?"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

I'm Spartacus.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Charlie Chaplin