Old Movies Prints

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

Noir kitty.

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

The Oil of Frackenstein

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

All-Verbal Westerns

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

I'm Spartacus.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"How was prom?"

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Cary Grant

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

King Kong

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."