Old Houses T-Shirts

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Southwark Fair.

Second hand furniture.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Fossil record player.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

You had me at vintage.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"It makes you look old."