Old Houses Gifts

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Southwark Fair.

Second hand furniture.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Fossil record player.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

You had me at vintage.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The First Printed Bible

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '