Old Hollywood Movies T-Shirts

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"How was prom?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

I'm Spartacus.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Animal Actors

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."