Retro Hollywood Nostalgia T-Shirts

Richard Widmark

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Ronald Reagan

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Ingrid Bergman

You talking to me?

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Portrait of Bette Davis

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Clint Eastwood

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Godzilla's Twilight Years

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

"Mr. Goldwyn on the wire, Mr. Morris."

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

Humphrey Bogart

"Follow the yellow brick road"

'You'd think a movie with a little like that would have at least one chase scene.'

Carole Lombard caricature

Oomph-free Bogart.

Victor Mature.

How come this VHS tape is only worn out during the sexy scenes

"Forgot to rewind the rented video - and you?"

Rocky XII -- The Final Chapter.

"Bang, bang bang, bang.""Re-bang,re-bang bang, re-bang."

Curved Screen T.V.

A fight between a Shaolin Temple devotee and a Shirley Temple devotee.