Old Hollywood Romantic T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

Herman Mankiewicz

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'He Will!'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Cary Grant

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Rita Hayworth caricature

An Appreciation

"California has always been too big for its britches."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Kim Novak caricature

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Ingrid Bergman

Henry Fonda

Charlie Chaplin

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

Frank Sinatra

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Richard Widmark

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

Lauran Bacall

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

Joan Crawford junior

Ingrid Bergman

You talking to me?

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

Pola Negri

Maureen Paula O'Sullivan caricature